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**          Answers to the disturbing questions at the beginning of          **
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**                             LEISURE SUIT LARRY                            **
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**                     IN THE LANDS OF THE LOUNGE LIZARDS                    **
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**                       Written in 1987 by The PUMPKIN                      **
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** In my opinion the questions at the  beginning are  all in all too hard to **
** respond, even if you're  eighteen or  older, because  they are often  too **
** specific.So I decided to get the answers,so that you havn't any problems. **
** It was hard work,but finally I managed to get 158 out of 160(I guess that **
** were about 160), so in the end you have a real chance to  pass this dummy **
** test at any time...but remember: I didn't  see all of them because of the **
** hateful random-function, so there are surely a few missing !              **
** The big letters  I printed show you the  correct answers while the little **
** ones are those which were wrong. Sometimes  there were several  solutions **
** possible, so don't be worried if you see more letters in a row ...        **
** It is recommendable  to print out the list or do you  want to learn  this **
** stuff ? (This might be a little bit confusing... !)                       **
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**  P.S.:  I hope I didn't make any mistakes while typing the answers...     **
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**                                                  So long, The PUMPKIN     **
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**                                                              **           **
**  Al Lowe is                                                  **     C     **
**  All politicians are                                         **     D     **
**  A nehru jacket is                                           **     B     **
**  A result of watergate was                                   **     C     **
**  A moon is                                                   **     A     **
**  Angela Davis is                                             **     B     **
**  A Macintosh is                                              **  A B C D  **
**  A 747 is                                                    **     C     **
**  A hard disk is                                              **     A     **
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**  Bonnie and                                                  **     B     **
**  Blackjack is                                                **     A     **
**  Bourbon Street is in                                        **     D     **
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**  "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind" is about               **     C     **
**  Canada is                                                   **     D     **
**  Cesar Charez led a boycott of                               **     A     **
**  Charlie MacCarthy and                                       **     D     **
**  Calvin Klein is                                             **     C     **
**  Captain Kangaroo's sideclick was                            **     D     **
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**  During 70's, Carrol O'Connor portrayed a                    **     B     **
**  Does a pair of queens beat three deuces ?                   **     A     **
**  Do girls really have cooties ?                              **     B     **
**  Detente is                                                  **     D     **
**  Derek, he would probably                                    **  A B C D  **
**  Doonesbury's "Uncle Duke" is based on                       **     B     **
**                                                              **           **
**  ERA is an abbreviation for                                  **     B     **
**  Elizabeth Taylor is                                         **     A     **
**  Edsel is a                                                  **     C     **
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**  Frank Sinatra is a                                          **     C     **
**  Former Congressman Wilbur Mills went for a dip in           **     B     **
**                                                              **           **
**  G.Gordon Liddy was associated with                          **     D     **
**                                                              **           **
**  Herpes is                                                   **     D     **
**  Herb Albert and the _____ Brass.                            **     A     **
**  How many molecules are in a glass of water ?                **     D     **
**  How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? **  A B C D  **
**  Hugh Hefner is usually photographed in                      **     D     **
**                                                              **           **
**  In the movie "Paint Your Wagon" Clint Eastwood sang         **     A     **
**  I am presently                                              **     D     **
**  If you arrived at a party wearing your birthday suite you   **           **
**  would                                                       **     D     **
**  In some personal ads TV stands for                          **     B     **
**  IBM stands for                                              **     B     **
**  I find computer games with adult content                    **     B     **
**  I have hair on my                                           **     D     **
**  It's not nice to fool                                       **     B     **
**  If a physician were stranded on a desert island with Bo     **           **
**  If Bo Derek were here, I'd ask her to                       **     D     **
**  In Westworld, "where nothing can go wrong," guests were     **           **
**  entertained by                                              **     C     **
**  It is customary to tip about                                **     C     **
**  Is this software pirated ?                                  **     C     **
**                                                              **           **
**  James Brown is often refered to as                          **     D     **
**  Johnny Carson is                                            **     C     **
**  John Belushi was on                                         **     D     **
**  John F. Kennedy drove a                                     **     A     **
**  James Earl Jones was the voice of                           **   a   b   **
**  Joe DiMaggio played                                         **     B     **
**  Joan Rivers is                                              **     C     **
**                                                              **           **
**  Kwi-Chang-Caine became famous                               **     D     **
**  Kookie's address was                                        **     A     **
**                                                              **           **
**  "Let it Be" was recorded by                                 **     D     **
**  Lingerie is                                                 **     A     **
**  Lucy, Ricky, Fred and                                       **     D     **
**  Lee Harvey Oswald killed                                    **     C     **
**  Las Vegas is famous for                                     **     C     **
**                                                              **           **
**  Making a "Hole in One" is                                   **     A     **
**  My parents are                                              **     D     **
**  Mel Brooks is                                               **     C     **
**  Martha Mitchell was                                         **     C     **
**  My favorite actor is                                        **     D     **
**  Marlon Brando is                                            **     B     **
**  Mohammed Ali is                                             **     C     **
**  Michael Doonesbury founded                                  **     B     **
**  Mork was from the planet                                    **     A     **
**  My boss is                                                  **     D     **
**  My Sex life is best is best described as                    **     C     **
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**  "NORML" is                                                  **     C     **
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**  Oral Roberts is                                             **     B     **
**  O.J. Simpson is                                             **     D     **
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**  Pia Zadora is                                               **  A B C D  **
**  Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled                        **     C     **
**  Paul, John, Ringo and                                       **     B     **
**  President Ford precribed _____ for dealing with economic    **           **
**  problems.                                                   **     C     **
**  Peter Benchley's novel "Jaws" was about                     **     D     **
**  President Eisenhower's nickname was                         **     C     **
**                                                              **           **
**  Ralph Boysen invented                                       **     A     **
**  Richard Nixon was the _____ president of the United States. **     C     **
**  Richard Nixon was                                           **   B   D   **
**  Ronald Reagan's co-star in "Bedtime for Bonzo" was          **     A     **
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**  Sex is                                                      **     A     **
**  Spiro Agnew is                                              **     C     **
**  Seargeant Pepper was                                        **     C     **
**                                                              **           **
**  Taxes should be                                             **     D     **
**  The East Coast is                                           **     A     **
**  The 1973 album "Dark Side of the Moon" was recorded by      **     A     **
**  The germ that transmits syphilis is                         **     B     **
**  The first baseball player to challenge the reserve clause   **           **
**  was                                                         **   b   d   **
**  The last name of Annette(on the original Mickey Mouse Club) **           **
**  was                                                         **     C     **
**  The tackiest seventies fashion was                          **     B     **
**  The most likely place to find virgins is                    **     C     **
**  Thomas Eagleton was dropped from the 1972 Democratic        **           **
**  National Ticket when knowledge of his previous _____        **           **
**  treatments became known.                                    **     C     **
**  The leader of Nazi Germany was                              **     D     **
**  The East Coast is                                           **     A     **
**  The 1973 album "Dark Side of the Moon" was recorded by      **     A     **
**  Two bits is                                                 **     D     **
**  The G-spot is supposed to be                                **     B     **
**  There are about _____ calories in a can of beer.            **     B     **
**  "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" was recorded by                 **     C     **
**  Tom Hayden is                                               **     D     **
**  The drink "Screwdriver" contains                            **     B     **
**  The most effective form of birth control is                 **     A     **
**  Ted Kennedy is best remembered for his                      **   C   D   **
**  The first Negro to play Major League Baseball was           **     A     **
**  The most populous city in the United States is              **     C     **
**  The World is                                                **     B     **
**  The American television debut of Bob Hope, Elvis and the    **           **
**  Beatles was on                                              **     B     **
**  The best "pick-up" line is                                  **     B     **
**  The 70's practice of running around naked was called        **     B     **
**  The slogan " It takes two hands to handle a wopper" refers  **           **
**  to                                                          **     B     **
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**  Utah is full of                                             **     D     **
**                                                              **           **
**  VCR stands for                                              **     D     **
**                          
**  Which U.S. Secretary of the United States was born in       **           **
**  Germany ?                                                   **     D     **
**  Who was not a politician ?                                  **     C     **
**  Who was not in the movie "Easy Rider" ?                     **     D     **
**  Who starred in "Bedtime for Bonzo" ?                        **     D     **
**  Whips, chains and handcuffs are                             **     A     **
**  Who spends the most time in Las Vegas ?                     **     B     **
**  Who is not a sportscaster ?                                 **     C     **
**  Which is not a currency ?                                   **     C     **
**  Who has not been a U.S. Atterney General ?                  **     B     **
**  Who was banned from "Saturday Night Life" because he lost   **           **
**  a telephone poll ?                                          **     D     **
**  Who was not an astronaut ?                                  **     A     **
**  Who was not Vice-President of the United States in 1973-74? **     C     **
**  Who's burried in "Grant's Tomb" ?                           **     D     **
**  Which is not a cheese ?                                     **     D     **
**  Who wrote "To be; or not to be ?"                           **     A     **
**  What was illegal during prohibition ?                       **     B     **
**  Which song was not recorded by Elvis ?                      **     C     **
**  "Where's the"                                               **     C     **
**  Which one of these was not a war ?                          **     C     **
**  Who made a record album with a cover that looked like a     **           **
**  pair of blue jeans, complete with a working zipper ?        **     A     **
**  Which is not an American armed force ?                      **     D     **
**  Which is not a baseball team ?                              **     C     **
**  Which is non-alcoholic ?                                    **     C     **
**  Which is not a wine ?                                       **     B     **
**  When playing "Monopoly" you                                 **     B     **
**  Who was the inventive genius behind the Apple computer ?    **     B     **
**  "Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?"           **     B     **
**  Which is not a City in Mexico ?                             **     C     **
**  Who is not a famous musician ?                              **     D     **
**  Which is not in Hawaii ?                                    **     C     **
**  Which is not a car ?                                        **     D     **
**  Which U.S. president was not elected to office ?            **     C     **
**  Who is not a mass murderer ?                                **     D     **
**  Which is not a mountain range ?                             **     A     **
**  Who lost a daughter but gained a "meathead" ?               **     C     **
**  When it's noon in California in August, in St Louis it's    **     D     **
                                                             
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**                                 H I N T S                                 **
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**  -The drunken man likes another drink ...                                 **
**  -The basin isn't empty at all ...                                        **
**  -The writing on the walls is quite interesting ...                       **
**  -The trash bin is filled up with some stuff ...                          **
**  -The taxi could lead you to a store ...                                  **
**  -In the store you can get a lot of things ...                            **
**  -It's nice to share with other people ...                                **
**  -Telephoning is not expensive ...                                        **
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**  There are some things  left to do  before you enter the taxi, but I did  **
**  not manage to find out which ones. Of course this list is not complete;  **
**  it just represents my actual experience ...                              **
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